I'm a freelance namer.
 
A what?
 
A namer. I name things.
 
Like what?
 
I have named, helped name, or helped rename all sorts of things: Internet startups, telecommunications companies, consulting firms, medical devices, software products, yogurt products, juice drinks, coffee, and so on. I've even named a spokesdog.
 
For bigger clients, I work with Idiom Naming, the folks behind names such as AirTouch, Genuity, Fogdog, Yoplait Yumsters, and many more. For smaller clients, I work independently. If you're in need of some naming services, contact me.
 
What names have you come up with?
 
I'll list some as soon as I get permission to do so. Past clients include: Panasonic, Tropicana, Nestle, RealNetworks, Bayer, and so on.
 
People actually get paid to do this?
 
Yup.  
 

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